An Urgent Update from Absolom Adolphson - Issue #7

by Absolom Adolphson

Hello, I’m Absolom Adolphson, Special Correspondent for The Hrothgarian Chronicle (sponsor of Ti3) on all things related to The Ingenious Three.

You probably have not heard of me before, but that’s not surprising, since I only just got my position with The Hrothgarian Chronicle.

Anyway, we have an urgent update on The Ingenious Three (see below):

As we are sure you all know, Tobias Hrothgar, leader of The Ingenious Three, has been busy writing a manuscript titled The Ingenious Inception, which will detail the founding of The Ingenious Three. Torfis Teffleman, the most recent and fifth addition to The Ingenious Three, has also been writing a book, titled Torfis’s Terrible Trials or something along those lines, which describes the affairs that led up to his involvement in the aforementioned coalition. This book, we have been informed, will take place alongside the events of the first one. Writing such books while on the run from hostile governments and greedy, mysterious people trying to catch you is not easy, we are sure, and here at The Hrothgarian Chronicle we often wonder how these men do it.

But they are not the only ones.

Indeed, we have recently received word that Karl Bickerstaff himself is also writing a book about The Ingenious Three. Not only that, but it will describe the strange events that took place after the first two books ended. This is an audacious feat, all the more so considering that neither Mr. Hrothgar or Mr. Teffleman have finished their own books. We can only hope that they will all agree on what happened before the books go to press (which event will take place at some point in either the past, present, or future, depending on when you are reading this).

We are confident that one so altitudinous as Mr. Bickerstaff will not fail to produce a volume that reaches intellectual heights rivaled only by his own. The title of said manuscript has not been released yet, but there have been several leaks indicating that it will have something to do with an Inspector. Who is this Inspector? We can only guess.

We thank you for spending a couple minutes of your time to read this article, which will appear both on the website of The Ingenious Three (theingenious3.firebaseapp.com) and in The Hrothgarian Chronicle, and we hope you will drop in next time something like this happens,

Until then, respectfully,

Absolom Adolphson, SRFTHCOATRTTI3 (Special Reportor For The Hrothgarian Chronicle On All Things Related To The Ingenious Three)