Dear Anonymous,
This morning, when I went outside to feed my elephant, I found a strange creature next to the house. I managed to snap this picture of it before it ran away making a strange sound I’ve never heard before:
Do you know what this is?
~from Bewildered
Dear Bewildered,
I’m not sure that I’ve seen this particular species before, but I believe it is related to the Benjamin, which used to be the national animal of Ludere Imperium.
Dear Anonymous
Why in the world did you let Karl Bickerstaff do this issue? You should have had Torfis Teffleman do it; he seems much more trustworthy.
~ from A Concerned Reader
Dear Concerned
I don’t like your tone. Karl has often proved his trustworthiness to certain people (for examples, wait for Tobias Hrothgar’s book The Ingenious Inception , coming out sometime soon). Also, Torfis is a criminal, and according to Vizzini the Sicilian criminals cannot be trusted.
Dear Anonymous,
I’m sure you have heard this question many, many times, but I’m curious, so I’ll ask anyway: How
much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
~from Just Curious
Dear Just Curious,
In fact, I have never heard that question until now. I’m not even sure what a woodchuck is.
This is difficult. I have never been asked such a hard question. I’ll have to get back to you on
Dear Anonymous,
I am a first-time reader of the Hrothgarian Chronicle, and I have to say it lives up to my highest expectations. I just have one problem with it. Why haven’t they made a website yet?
~from Website Fanatic
Dear Website Fanatic,
We have actually been working on making a website for the Hrothgarian Chronicle a while now. We assigned the task to Bickerstaff Productions, so in order to get a more exact answer, you may contact them (contact theingeniousthr33@gmail.