How to Write a Play By Bart Thor Aghios It must be a musical. Think of The Sound Of Music, Shrek The Musical, and Peter Pan. Musicals are just the most popular thing. Don’t let Karl Bickerstaff play the midget. That play did not turn out well. Have lots and lots of smoke machines (it helps when you put a drug in the smoke that makes the audience very pleased with the play, no matter how terrible it is.
Homeless Man Appears From Nowhere An old homeless man who called himself McGucket appeared from nowhere last Thursday. He claimed he was trying to escape the giant, carnivorous carnations, but then he fell down into the perfectly solid, holeless ground. Now we can’t say that we’ve heard this story before, but ever since Tobias Hrothgar began showing people the world we could only imagine before… well, I can’t say things are just as they had been previously in the world.
Lamppost Sighting in Downtown Houston There have been reports of a lamppost appearing in downtown Houston. Witnesses say that they saw a tall thin metal object with some form of light-emitting apparatus at the upper end. The police are investigating this sighting, and we fully expect that more information will surface shortly. If you see any other lampposts, do not engage them. They are dangerous. Instead, back slowly away and call 911.
Shoes, No Cartoons, Animals, Mental Health, “Famous” Quotes, and More Cartoons This is a really long one, so prepare yourself Tefflewong Loafers We may, someday far in the future, begin selling Tefflewong loafers. You’ve never heard of them? Shame on you. Tefflewong loafers are only the most popular shoes in the history of shoes. Why? Probably because the brand name sounds funny; and familiar…
Cartoons Banned in Nod The government of Nod has done an abominable thing: they have banned cartoons.
Advice, Important People, History, and Cartoons The Three Steps to Not Dying: Stay Alive. Avoid Dying. Don’t be Tobias Hrothgar. Avoid making more steps than previously stated. People You Should Know About: · Cindy Thompson: Past assistant of Karl Bickerstaff. Raised in foster care. In charge of resources and mission control for the Ingenious 3.
· Timothy Teffleman: One of the founders of the NOD project (Norbert Octavius Democratic Project), shortly after World War I.